Fifty Shades Darker

Chapters Ten and Eleven: Pool sounds much smoother than Snooker

Sorry I’m so late!! This last week consisted of London Fashion Week, an award show, Ryan Adams dropping his 1989 cover (which left me crying on the bathroom floor while “This Love” played over and over again) and an opening night. I’ve quite literally spent the last few days in bed recovering and letting my…… Continue reading Chapters Ten and Eleven: Pool sounds much smoother than Snooker

Fifty Shades Darker

Chapters Eight and Nine: E.L James clearly only knows/practices two sex positions

Sooooooooo Chapter seven ended with Christian and Ana returning to Grey’s digs only to discover that his high-class security team somehow didn’t notice a lone woman sneaking into his private home. So chapter eight begins with Christian and Taylor rushing inside to investigate while Ana waits helplessly outside. Leila, Christian’s ex-sub is the suspect. She’s…… Continue reading Chapters Eight and Nine: E.L James clearly only knows/practices two sex positions

Fifty Shades Darker

Chapters Six and Seven: E.L James proves that women make the best misogynists!

Chapter Six opens with Christian and Ana jumping on each other. Lots of dirty talk that sounds as if it’s been penned by a randy fourteen year old. Grey stops for a second to remark on how wet Ana is. I’m not. Not once in this book, or the one before it, did any line…… Continue reading Chapters Six and Seven: E.L James proves that women make the best misogynists!