Fifty Shades Darker

Chapters Four and Five: Christian drops Ana off for a fully body wax…because love

I’d believe that there is real, genuine love between these two if their entire relationship wasn’t just Ana rewarding Grey with sex every time he buys her something. It is of course lovely to have someone buy you a gift, I can understand this myself. But do you know what’s even better, Ana? Living your…… Continue reading Chapters Four and Five: Christian drops Ana off for a fully body wax…because love

Fifty Shades Darker

Chapters Two and Three: If you can’t say “pussy”, get out of the bedroom.

So we ended the first chapter of this “novel” with Ana and Christian reuniting after a break-up that lasted all of four pages.They then attended Jose’s photography show, where he showcased seven gigantic portraits of Ana that he had taken on the sly. Creepy? Yes. On level with Christian Grey? Not even close. So chapter…… Continue reading Chapters Two and Three: If you can’t say “pussy”, get out of the bedroom.

Fifty Shades Darker

This Time It’s Personal….

“I have survived day three post-Christian.” So it’s only six words into the second novel by E.L James and I’m already annoyed with her. Anastasia, that is. I’m constantly annoyed with E.L James and her long running sentences. And her lack of character progression. And her disgraceful treatment of women who have survived abuse. But…… Continue reading This Time It’s Personal….